Title: Movie Special 4: The Princess who wouldn't shut up.
Email address: dougbug322@cs.com
Category: Crossover
Author: Dougbug322
Pikachu: Hi, it's us. The double-crossers.
Charmander: We wanna let you know that we quit.
Chikorita: But, we'll appear sometimes.
Totodile: I'm staying.
Everyone Else: Your choice.
Pikachu: Now, me, Charmander, and Chikorita are off to make it big time.
Totodile: See you all later, they'll be back.
Meowth: Okay, Totodile. You're with us now.
Mojo: You are with us throughout this movie special, which you decided to
stay with us.
Daffy: Uh, yeah.
Chicken: Whatever.
Homer: Where's the beer?
Mojo: Nobody knows where the beer is, because there is no beer.
Meowth: Hey, Bubbles. Do you ever get tired of listening to Mojo all the time?
Bubbles: He's always destroying Townsville. Me, Blossom, and Buttercup always
stop him. What about you? You're a bad guy, but you didn't do anything evil
in a long time. How come?
Meowth: Well, you know how it is. Let's just say I
uhhhhhh........well............I don't know. The two authors I work with
never make me do bad stuff. I don't know why. I guess I'm not really much of
the bad guy-type.
Mojo: You disgrace the evil characters ever known. I am evil and.....
Meowth: I never saw YOU do anything "evil", Mojo.
Mojo: That is
because..............uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................??????????
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Daffy: Why does the title say, "The Princess who wouldn't shut up."?
Everyone Else:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............................??????????
Author: There is a princess on this show and guess who's back?
Meowth: If it's Sora or Misty, I quit!
Peter Pan: We're off to neverland!
Meowth: GET OUTTA HERE, YA PANTYHOSE-WEARIN' FREAK!!!!!!!
Homer: PANTYHOSE?! WHERE?!
Daffy: Eek! Imagine Homer in pantyhose. >_<
Mojo: Homer would not look too good in pantyhose, because he would look
freaky in pantyhose, so nobody should buy pantyhose for Homer.
Chicken: Whatever. I quit.
Bubbles: But, you've only been on this show for about two episodes.
Chicken: I don't not care how long I've been on this show. Good-Bye.
*chicken quits*
Meowth: Oh, well. He hardly pays attention to want we do or say, anyway.
Daffy: He's despicable!
Author: Uh, guys. Super-Saiyan Dude's back.
Everyone Else: SUPER-SAIYAN DUDE?! NOT HIM!!!!!!!!
Author: He created two villians SO evil, SO naughty, SO cruel-hearted, that
they can destroy the princess for good.
Totodile: Would you mind telling us who this creation is?
Author: Yes, they are EVONA and EXORB!
Daffy: Evona and Exorb?
Meowth: Evona is a name I've heard of, but Exorb?!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bubbles: Let's GO!
*they set off to find princess*
Princess: HELP! HELP! HELP! I HATE YOU ALL! HELP! HELP! AM I GETTING PAID FOR
THIS?! HELP!
Evona: Geez.
Exorb: Shut up, already.
Evona: I am Evona, an evil lady who's hotter than Madonna.
Exorb: I am Exorb, an evil man who's stronger than you.
Meowth: Exorb. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Daffy: Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Bubbles: They were right about the princess who wouldn't shut up.
Mojo: Oh, like we didn't notice.
Homer: I didn't notice.
Totodile: You don't notice anything.
Evona: What should we do to her?
Exorb: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, we could tar and feather her.
Daffy: THAT MAN IS A DISGRACE TO MY REPUTATION!!
Evona: Or, we could make her eat moss.
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmm, moss.
*everyone else barfs*
Evona: I thought I heard barfing.
Exorb: Me too.
Homer: No, you didn't.
Evona: Oh, okay.
Exorb: HEY! Who said that?! AH-HAH! SPIES!!!!!
Mojo: Thanks a lot, Homer. You blew our cover!
Meowth: Looks like they're about to get medieval on us.
Evona: You're right.
Exorb: Absolutly right.
Daffy: They got....SAUSAGES!!!!!!
Bubbles: Sausages?
Totodile: There's something you don't see every day.
Meowth: Why do you wanna beat us with sausages?
Exorb: WHY?!
Evona: Because, we're evil, THAT'S why.
Mojo: What he meant was.....
Exorb: Let's get the yellow fat-guy first!
Evona: He's probably too dumb to defend himself.
*homer eats their sausages*
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sausages.
Evona: HEY!!!!
Exorb: THOSE WERE OUR SAUSAGES!!!!!
Meowth: Too dumb to defend himself, huh?
Evona: Now, what do we do?!
Exorb: Let's use our secret weapon!
Evona: Right!
*they pull out their secret weapon. everyone else doesn't seem suprised*
Meowth: Your secret weapon is a pea?
Mojo: I commit evil, but I do not commit evil with a pea!
Totodile: What a duo of moronic villians.
Bubbles: I've been up against stronger weapons. They use FOOD for weapons?!
Daffy: Didn't your mothers tell you not to use your food as weapons?
Evona's mom: Yes, we told them that!
Exorb's mom: You're both grounded for the next few seconds!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
*so they were*
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pea.
Meowth: HA! Two villians being grounded by their mothers.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Mojo: Now's our chance to save the princess that won't shut up.
Daffy: Let's go for it.
*the princess was saved. kinda*
Evona: They saved the princess!
Exorb: Kinda.
Evona: Uh, yes. ATTACK!!
*they attack*
Totodile: THEY'RE COMING FOR US!!!!
Meowth: This won't end well.
Daffy: You're right about that.
Mojo: Look up there!!!
Horsea: Horseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Bubbles: It's the Animaniacs!
Yakko: There's only one character we hate on this show.
Wakko: Faboo!
Dot: It's so CUTE, but not as cute as me.
Yakko: We have an anvil..
Wakko: For the character we hate.
Dot: Let it have it!
*anvil drops on horsea*
Horsea: SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......(splat!)
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, anvil-dropped horsea.
Evona: We hired them to do that.
Exorb: We thought Horsea was a lame character. We wanted to get rid of Horsea.
Totodile: Wouldn't we all?
Princess that won't shut up: HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!
Mojo: Maybe, those warner siblings should've dropped that anvil on the
princess.
Yakko: Well, why didn't you say so? We've got one more anvil.
*they drop anvil on princess*
Princess: Doyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......................X_X
Meowth: Thank you! I was gettin' tired of that stupid girl.
Evona: Here, pussy-wussy.
Meowth: Nobody calls me, "PUSSY-WUSSY"!!!!!!!!
*meowth starts beating up evona*
Daffy: And I thought his partner, Jessie was brutal.
Bubbles: Meowth's not supposed to hit women.
Mojo: I guess Evona is one of the only exceptions.
Totodile: Meowth wants Bubbles to finish Evona.
Bubbles: Okay.
*bubbles uses attacks on evona*
Exorb: Come here and fight, you fat-headed monkey!
Mojo: Nobody calls me a fat-headed monkey and gets away with it! PREPARE TO
FEEL THE WRATH OF MOJO JOJO!!!
*mojo beats up exorb*
Totodile: Ha! Meowth and Mojo are bad-guys and they're defeating bad-guys.
Daffy: I wonder if the author is making them heroes or if they've decided to
be heroes.
Evona: We're bad-guys...
Exorb: Who have been defeated by bad-guys.
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
*evona and exorb explode*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha! What a bunch of big dumb jerks!
Author: Now, two pokemon, one duck, one monkey, one powerpuff girl, and one
yellow guy have stopped those two.
S.S. Dude: HEY, MAN! What about ME, MAN?! I created those two, MAN!
Author: Oh yeah. I have no more use for you.
S.S. Dude: D'OH, man.
The End....................................................................
Author: And now, the credits.
Everyone Else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL THE
AUTHOR!!!
Author: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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