Title: Movie Special(a.k.a.) The Mall of Doom.
Category: Crossover
Email address: dougbug322@cs.com
Author: Dougbug322
Summary: Hi. I decided to make my own movie special.
My guest stars are SwolenButt Man, Sora,(used by permission of JesusFreak's
Pokemon Weirdos Inc.) and the evil Mallzarg. Enjoy or lose your lunch.
Pikachu: Another day at the mall.
Charmander: I wanna look at magazines and comics.
Meowth: That what you always wanna do.
Totodile:Hey! Look, guys.
Charmander: Who's that freak?
Freak: Hello. I am SwolenButt Man!
Pikachu: Uh, great.
SwolenButt Man: I am a superhero.
Meowth: Listen, Mr. PuffyBottoms. We ain't got time to fool around. Besides,
we don't think you're a real superhero.
SwolenButt Man: Oh, Poppycock.
*swolenbutt man's butt starts to swell*
Totodile: Holy Gyarados!
SwolenButt Man: Every time I say Poppycock, my superbutt starts to swell.
*his butt starts to swell again*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Pikachu: C'mon. Let's go look at the magazines before Charmander starts to
riot.
*they go through entrance. but swolenbutt man's butt gets stuck through
the doorway*
SwolenButt Man:
Can't......get.......through!.......Butt.........to........BIG!!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Charmander: Maybe this will help.
*charmander pokes swolenbutt man's butt with a pin. swolenbutt man blows
away like a balloon*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Charmander(while reading the beckett pokemon collecter): That SwolenButt Man
was such a big, dumb jerk.
Pikachu: I couldn't agree more.
Meowth: Are ya done yet? I wanna go see the Pokemon Trading Card Convention.
Totodile: Be patient, will ya?
Charmander: Okay, I'm done.
Pikachu: Great, let's go.
*meanwhile, with daffy and homer*
Daffy: Face it, Homer. You're never gonna get service from these foodstands.
Homer(staring at the pretzel stand): Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, pretzels.
Cashier: Uh, sorry. We don't give service to yellow people.
Homer: D'oh!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Daffy: Told ya. Hey! It's the pokemon gang. Let's go follow them.
Homer: Okay.
*later*
Meowth: Wow. Look, a holographic Meowth card. I'm gonna buy it.
Charmander: What's this?
Lady: That's the Team Rocket holographic Dark Raichu card.
Totodile: Hey. Two cards of my evolved forms.
Pikachu: They have english names.
Lady: Totodile evolves into a Croconaw then into a Feraligatr.
Totodile: Awsome.
Daffy: Let's see. Charizard, Blastoise, Alakazam, Dragonite, Mew, Venusaur,
Gyarados, Machamp, Nidoking, Hitmonchan, Hitmonlee, Mewtwo, Clefairy,
Scyther, Venomoth, Arbok, Weezing, Raichu, Gengar, Haunter, Slowbro, Blah,
blah,blah......
Homer: What's a Blah, blah, blah? Is that a new pokemon?
Daffy: No, you idiot!
Meowth: The store closes in five minutes, let's go.
*the mall closed sooner than expected*
Pikachu: This is just peachy!
Charmander: We're locked in the mall.
Totodile: This is not good.
Meowth: Now, what are we gonna do?
Daffy: I dunno.
Homer: Hey, who's that? A guard?
Charmander: Guards wear helmets?!
Totodile: And gloves?!?
Pikachu: It's a female, but it sure isn't a guard.
Meowth: Ah!!! It's Sora(Monsters Inc. From Pokemon Weirdos Inc. Meowth is in
two series)
Sora: Meowth, what're you doing here?
Meowth: I was gonna ask you the same question.
Totodile: This is Sora?
Charmander: Do you know this person?
Meowth: You could say that.
Sora: Who's that lizardfreak with the flame?
Charmander: Watch it, miss!
Meowth: This is Charmander. This is Pikachu, this is Totodile, this is Daffy,
and this is Homer.
Sora: You think the lizardfreak can show some respect?
Charmander: Stop calling me a lizardfreak!!!!
Daffy: Y'know, Meowth. This Sora person sure knows how to insult pokemon.
Meowth: Uh, yeah.
Totodile: Did you get locked in here, too?
Sora: Yeah, it's worse than hanging around with that lizar......
Charmander: SHUT UP, YA MORON!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: Listen, Sora. You should never mess with Charmander. He can breath
fire on you.
Homer: His flame is good for barbeque. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, barbeque.
Daffy: Excuse me, can we please try to figure out a way to get outta this
friggin' mall?!
Charmander: He's right, let's go.
Meowth: Follow me, gu.........
Sora: I'LL lead. I have a better sense of direction.
Meowth: Uh........whatever.
*meanwhile, in some other section of the mall*
Mallzorg: Those fools don't know what they're getting themselves into. I will
destroy them.
That yellow mouse, fire lizard, yapping cat, blue aligator,(he's talking
about Totodile, twits!) black duck, yellow man, and that girl........Girl? I
know her. Guards!
Guards: Yes?
Mallzorg: Bring me that girl!
Guards: Yes, Master.
*with the heroes*
Sora: ..........and my intelligence is so superior, I can detect anything in
the world.
Meowth(annoyed): Yeah, ya told me that about five times.
Daffy: Pikachu, this is stupid.
Pikachu: Whaddaya mean?
Daffy: Think about it, we're locked in this stupid mall and this girl shows
up insulting Charmander and bragging about how perfect a leader she is.
Totodile: I hope that disclaimer up there made sense.
Charmander: Lizardfreak this, lizardfreak that. Why can't call me by my real
name?!
Homer: Mr. Burns always forgets my name.
Pikachu: Only an idiot would forget another person's name.
Homer: Ooh, two men wearing black.
Totodile: It's not Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith, that's for sure.
Pikachu: Who??
Totodile: Never mind. ^_^
Meowth: I guess we have time to check out those guys.
Charmander: Maybe they can help us.
Sora: Hey, you two. Can you help me?
Daffy: Whaddaya mean, "me"?!?
Guy 1: Sure, we'll help you guys. Step in this strange, eerie, black
simulator.
Everyone Else: Okay, whatever.
*so they did*
Pikachu: It's dark in here.
Charmander: My flame can light the way.
Sora: At least your flame has some use.
Charmander: What's that supposed to mean?!
Totodile: I wish I knew what was going on here.
Meowth: We all do.
Daffy: This place is strange and eerie.
Horsea: Horrrrrsea.
Sora: Who's that?
Meowth: That's a Horsea.
Sora: It's so cute.
Daffy: Careful, Homer ate it in episode 6.
Sora: He WHAT?!?!?!?!
Totodile: What's with all the highlighted letters??
Daffy: This is supposed to be a long story, so to fill time up a little,
we're gonna do this,
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Daffy: Okay, that's enough of that.
Pikachu: Now, where were we? Oh yeah.
Evil Voice: Fools! You do not know what you have done.
Totodile: Okay, author. Cut it out.
Author: I didn't say anything. It was Mallzorg, the evil mall villian who
lures people trapped in the mall and destroys them. He's a serious person, so
he dosen't tell jokes or fool around.
Meowth: This Mallzorg character must be a pretty, boring guy.
Daffy: He must've been watching too many soap opera shows on T.V.!
Sora: You guys don't know this man.
Charmander: Why, do you?
Sora: Yes, he's.......................my.....................................
Pikachu: Dad?
Totodile: Brother?
Daffy: Cousin?
Homer: Uncle? Grandfather?
Meowth: Long, lost relative?
Sora:............................Guardian.
Everyone Else: WHAT?!
Sora: I have my own parents, but he raised me as well. He was a cold-hearted
guardian and his ways got him back. His face was hit by a cow's hoove. He
could never show his face again. That's why he wears that helmet-mask thing.
Pikachu: You're making things boring here.
Charmander: Let's go get the guy, already.
Sora: No, lizard! We can't. He's too powerful.
Charmander: At least she didn't call me lizardfreak.
Meowth: For your information, Ms. I think I'm all that, because I give too
much info to people and pokemon until their minds explode! We have our own
powers.
Totodile: Only us pokemon.
Daffy: Let's get him, anyway.
Everyone but Sora: YEAH!!!
Sora: Guys! Stop! You can't beat him.
Daffy: The problem with you, Sora is that you always think negative.
Sora: Meaning........?
Daffy: Think positive for once, stupid.
Sora: Okay, you positively can't beat him.
*everyone else face-faults*
Meowth: Listen, Sora. Are you gonna let your own guardian destroy you? You
should have the guts to stand up to him. Get that through that hard-helmeted
head of yours!
Sora: Well, okay.
*they set off to find mallzorg until they get to his lair*
Totodile: No sign of Mallzorg.
Mallzorg: Prepare to be destroyed.
Daffy: You're despicable!
Horsea: SEA! SEA!
Mallzorg: What's this? A puny seahorse is trying to stop me?
Sora: Get him, Horsea!
Charmander: Y'know, Horsea dosen't stand a chance.
Pikachu: Charmander's right. Horsea's gonna get killed.
Meowth: Meowth, that's right.
Totodile: Look!
Mallzorg: I have this seahorse in the palm of my hand. Now, I will.....
Daffy: You're gonna crush it, right?
Mallzorg: No, I will dehydrate it.
Homer: With a food dehydrater?
Mallzorg: No, by putting it in the suntube.
*puts horsea in the suntube*
Horsea:(getting dryed up quickly) SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa..
*horsea died*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Sora: Raz, you're so rude.
Pikachu: We don't call him "Raz", we call him "The" Raz.
Sora: That doesen't make any sense. Poor little Horsea. You didn't deserve
this.
*homer grabs horsea and eats it*
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Smoked Horsea.
Sora: Homer, you're so gross!
Mallzorg: Enough games. Time to destroy the rest of you.
Charmander: What're we gonna do, now?
Sora: What do you mean "we"? It's my destiny.
Charmander: She always cares about herself.
Meowth: You're right, Charmander. She never should've butted in.
Charmander: What?! I never said that!!!!!!
Meowth: Y'didn't?
Charmander: No! Although, I been thinking about that.
Daffy: Uh, guys. What about Sora?
Totodile: What about her?
Sora:(slightly weak)Charmander, Flamethrower!
*charmander ignores her*
Sora: I said, Flamethrower! Why won't you listen to me?!
Daffy: It won't obey you, because you've been calling it a lizardfreak.
Pikachu: He's got a point.
Sora: So?!?!?!
Meowth: It's not gonna fight for you.
Sora: Charmander, you have to obey me. I'm desperate.
Charmander: No can do.
Sora: C'mon!!
Charmander: N.O.!
Mallzorg: Foolish Sora, that lizard will never help you.
Sora: Pikachu, Thundershock!
Pikachu: 'Fraid I can't. You've been cruel to Charmander.
Sora: Totodile, Water Gun!
Totodile: You're not my trainer.
Sora: Meowth, Fury Swipes, Pay Day, Slash, Bite, Take down, anything!!!! Just
help ME!
Meowth: We're not gonna help, because all you care about is you, yourself,
and uh..thee.
Homer: Thee?
Mallzorg: Even your other friends will not save you. Now I will do what I
should have done a long time ago.
Daffy: Which is?
Mallzorg: Destroy Sora!!
Sora: No!!!!
*mallzorg hits sora with a energy sucking sphere and sora fainted*
Pikachu: Oh my god! He killed Horsea and Sora!!
Charmander: We are standing a room with a dead person?!?!?!?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Totodile: What's he worried about?
Meowth: I dunno.
Homer: Buy me some beer!
Pikachu: I guess we'll have to beat this guy.
Totodile: For Sora's perdicamint?
Meowth: No, so we can get outta the mall.
Charmander: Good idea.
Daffy: Should I help, too?
Pikachu: I guess so.
*they all gather to form a powerful energy source and they aim directly
at mallzorg and mallzorg topples off the ledge and hits the pool of lava and
dies*
Charmander: What's with all the ands?
*sora recovers and they escape the simulator before it blows.*
Pikachu: Whew. At least we're safe.
Meowth: Hey, Daff. What time is it?
Daffy: It's 9:00am?
Totodile: Isn't that the time the mall opens?
Charmander: The mall is open!
Homer: Let's get outta here.
*outside of the mall*
Meowth: What a crazy adventure.
Daffy: I'm just it's all over.
Pikachu: So am I.
Totodile: Me too.
Sora: Well, we would've been out of there quicker if this lazy lizardfreak
would've listened to me in the first place.
Charmander: All right, that's it!
*charmander flamethrows sora to a crisp*
Sora(burnt): Owwww.........
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
The End.
Homer: This was pretty long.
Author: You know what's better than fighting Mallzorg?
Totodile: What?
Author: Watching the credits!
Daffy: You're despicable!
Credits: Director, Producer, Author, Editor, etc.: Dougbug322
Cast: Pikachu
Charrmander
Meowth
Totodile
Daffy Duck
Homer J. Simpson
The Raz
Horsea
Lady
Cashier
Guest stars: SwolenButt Man
Sora(used by permission of JesusFreak's
Pokemon Weirdos Inc.)
Mallzorg
Guards and the guys in black.
Charmander: That's not alot of people.
Sora: You flamethrowed me.
Meowth: Well, you deserved it.
Daffy: Thanks for being in our movie special, sucker. Ha, ha, ha, ha. What a
dope. (keeps on laughing. Then everyone else does including The Raz)
Sora: And that's why I only stick to being on Pokemon Weirdos Inc.!
This time, it's The End.
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