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Title: Episode 7: Life with The Raz

From: Dougbug322

Charmander: Hello again, people. We hope you enjoyed the movie special. Now, 
this episode is a dedication to our good friend, The Raz. We will show you 
some unseen footage(oh yeah, that's right! you CAN'T see them. silly us.^_^) 
Well anyways, we have about 8 footages. Enjoy.

Footage#1: The Raz at the beach.

Muscular Man: Yo, babe. Whaddaya say we catch somes waves?
Pretty Woman: Back off, you jerk!!!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!

Footage#2: The Raz in Hollywood

Host: And here he is, one of the greatest celebrities of them all, Hugh 
Hugh Grant: Hello, Thank You, I love you all........Oh no, my feet are stuck 
in wet cement!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!

Footage#3: The Raz at the circus

Ringmaster: Here is the magician!
Magician: I will now pull a rabbit out of.....Yike! The pigeons are coming 
out of my PANTS!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!

Footage#4: The Raz at the zoo

Tour guide: And this is a chimpanzee.........Hey, you chimp! Stop gnawing on 
my boxer shorts!!!
Chimp: Ooh, ooh, AH!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!

Footage#5: The Raz at the museum

Tour lady: This is the fossil of the largest dinosaur.
Man: Hey, look out! The fossil's tremblin'!!
Tour lady: AHHHHHHHHHH! The fossil fell on me!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!

Footage#6: The Raz at a school play

Kid: I.......I uhhhh........
Teacher: Just say your lines.
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!

Footage#7: The Raz on the moon

Astronaut 1: Okay, Buzz. Give me some air.
Astronaut 2: Okay, Ned. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Astronaut 1: BUZZ!!!!! You farted in my suit! Man, it stinks in here!!!!!!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!

Footage#8: The Raz at a school dance

Teen Boy: Hey, Marcia. Wanna dance?
Teen Girl: No way, not a chance!
Teen Boy: AH! Stop pouring punch down my pants!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!

Meowth: What you just read was the greatest moments in The Raz's life.
Pikachu: I believe those people will want to sue The Raz.
Totodile: The Raz sure is popular.
Daffy: Everybody likes The Raz.
Homer: The Raz thinks everything is funny.
Horsea: HorSEA!
Charmander: Whaddaya mean you don't like The Raz?!
Homer: Why, you LITTLE!!
*homer ties horsea to a rocket then the rocket launches, and it explodes 
with horsea tied on it*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Daffy: That's The Raz for ya.

To be continued...........
Up coming stories....

Episode 8: Meowth gets jealous( the pikachu from pokemon weirdos inc. starts 
dating our pikachu and meowth is constantlly jealous.)
Episode 9: This is the bomb! (Chikorita and Bubbles join and throughout the 
story is bombs, bombs, and MORE BOMBS!)