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Category: Crossover

Author: Dougbug322

Title: Episode 30: The dangerous Horsea

Meowth: Here we are.
Totodile: In the woods.
Daffy: Enjoying our camping trip.
Homer: Where's the beer?
Bubbles: I wanna see squirrels.
Ryoko: This place stinks.
Piccolo: Your attitude stinks even more.
Mojo: I shall compare this place and Ryoko's attitude to find out which 
stinks even more, for there will be a little bit of confusion, and we don't 
want that and........
Piccolo: I think Mojo Jojo's insane babbling stinks more than Ryoko's 
attitude and this place put together.
Horsea: Horsseeeeeeeeaaaaaaa.
Meowth: Carry the firewood.
Bubbles: Look for squirrels
Daffy: Find Rabbit season signs.
Totodile: Check the lakes.
Piccolo: Gather berries.
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, berries.
Ryoko: Go into that spooky cave.
Mojo: Search for my plans to destroy the PowerPuff Girls.
Ryoko: Wha?
Mojo: Well, whaddya expect? I am a bad guy, y'know?
*horsea did all that stuff and was tired*

Piccolo: Good job, Horsea.
Meowth: Go take a rest.
Horsea(relieved): Hooooorrrrrrrssssssseeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa.
Mojo: HEY! THIS ISN'T MY PLANS TO DESTROY THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!! THIS IS 
JUST A RECIPE FOR MEATLOAF!! GET OUT OF BED AND FIND THOSE PLANS!
Meowth: Uh, Mojo. Horsea can find them tomorrow.
Mojo: I WANT MY PLANS NOW!!! Hey, what's with Horsea?
*horsea turned into a vicious monster*
Meowth: Good goin', Mojo.
Daffy: We're in big trouble, thanks to you.
Piccolo: This is all your fault.
Horsea: HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!!
*horsea knocks mojo into the sky*
Mojo: CUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
*horsea knocks the raz into the sky*
Ryoko: Now, what do we do?
Totodile: If we try to fight it, we'll be knocked in the sky, too.
Bubbles: I think I liked it better when Horsea was cute.
Piccolo: Hey, where's Homer?
Daffy: He's probably in the tunnel looking for beer.
Meowth: Good thing I brought these superfast Nikes.
Piccolo: They're pretty comfy, but how are we gonna beat Horsea with these?
Meowth: We're not gonna beat Horsea.
Daffy: We're not?
Ryoko: Then, what are we gonna do?
Meowth: Simple, Ryoko. We're gonna RUN AWAY!!!!!!
Totodile: Run away?
Daffy: That idea might not help beat Horsea, but it can at least get us away 
from Horsea.
*they start running off*
Homer: Why're you guys running? Hi, Horsea. Do you know why those guys 
are..(screams).
Horsea: HORSEA!
Homer: You're big. A little TOO big.
*horsea slaps homer with wing*
Homer: Alright, that does it! Take THIS!
*homer beats up horsea*
Homer: I'll teach you to mess with Homer Simpson!
*horsea died of being severely beaten*
Horsea: SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, monster horsea.
Meowth: Homer beat Horsea.
Piccolo: I can't believe it.
Daffy: I guess he's not as dumb as he looks, after all.
Mojo: That stupid horsea destroyed my plans to.....
*business lawyers run over mojo*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Mojo: CCCCCUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
To be continued........