Email address: dougbug322@cs.com
Author: Dougbug322
Category: Crossover
Title: Episode 23: The Blue's Clues blues
Pikachu: Hey, Meowth.
Charmander: We have our own society.
Chikorita: With only pokemon you begin with in the game boy games.
Totodile: Too bad YOU can't join.
*they leave laughing*
Meowth: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, I've been double-crossed! Well, I'm gonna form my OWN
society and they'll be sorry! I'll add in Daffy, Homer, Bubbles, Mojo,
Chicken, The Raz, and Horsea.
Daffy: Sure, we'll join.
Homer: Where's the beer?
Chicken: What are yous, a idiot?!
Bubbles: I love clubs!
Meowth: Uh, not "club", Bubbles. It's more of a "society".
Mojo: That's right. It is not a club, it is a society and there is a
difference. Clubs have passwords, societies do not, clubs are for pretenders,
societies are for REAL people, so it is rather impossible to call a society a
club, which is not a club, which is a society and....
Meowth: Uh, okay. That's enough info, Mojo. Geez, and I thought Sora usually
has annoying information.
Steve: Hi, out there! It's me, Steve. Have you seen Blue, my puppy?
Meowth: Uh, no.
Bubbles: A puppy? I LOVE puppies!
Chicken: We haven't not seen your dog.
Homer: What color is it?
Daffy: You'll have to excuse our friend, Homer. He's a drunken idiot.
Mojo: Hmmmmmm, a puppy named Blue. If the puppy's name is Blue, then it must
be the color blue, I figured the puppy might be blue, because of its name
being Blue, bacause if its name wasn't blue, then it wouldn't be blue, it
would be black or brown or white or yellow or gold or gray
or...................................
Meowth: WILL YOU SHUT UP, ALREADY?!
Mojo: CUUUUURRRRRRRSESSSSSSSS..........................................
Kids: There she is.
Bubbles: Ooh! It's so CUTE!
Steve: Hey, guys. Wanna come over to my house?
Chicken: Do we have any other options?
Daffy: Guess not.
Meowth: I know I'm gonna hate this.
Steve: Thanks for coming.
Chicken: Whatever.
Meowth: What he said.
Steve: So, Blue. What should we do to make this episode cool?
*blue puts pawprint on screen*
Eustace: STUPID DOG!!! You ruined the T.V. screen.
Meowth: Where'd HE come from?
Steve: We'll play Blue's Clues to figure it out.
Homer: To figure out where this old man, Eustace came from?
Steve: Uh, no. To figure out how to make this episode cool. I got my handy
dandy notebook.
Bubbles: What about the pawprint?
Steve: Aw, who cares about that dumb pawprint? Will you guys help me?
Meowth: Do we get to guess what Blue wants to do to make this episode cool?
Daffy: Do we get paid?
Chicken: Do I get waddle-polish?
Steve: Yeah, whatever. Okay, first we gotta find a...
Kids: PAWPRINT!
Steve: 'Cause that's our first......
Kids(annoyingly): CLUE!
Steve: Then, we put it in our notebook,(starts singing) 'cause they're Blue's
Clues, Blues Clues! We gotta find another pawprint, that's our second clue!
Eh, you know the rest.
Meowth: Don't we all?
Steve: Meowth, look for the first clue.
Meowth: Fine. (mumbling)
*he passes a clue*
Kids: A CLUE! A CLUE!
Meowth: You see it, you pick it up.
Kids: A CLUE! A CLUE!
Meowth: Yeah, that's nice.
Kids: A CLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meowth: Y'all got allergies, don't ya? Hey, how come this blender has a
pawprint on it? I'd better wipe it off.
Steve: MEOWTH, NO! That's our first clue! I'll draw it in my handy dandy
notebook. And our first clue is a blender.
Meowth: Like I care. Chicken, go find the second clue so we can get this
thing over with.
Chicken: Whatever. Why do we gotta do this? Playin' this stupid game. Geez!
*passes a clue*
Kids: A CLUE! A CLUE!
Chicken: Eh, shut your pieholes, you lil' loudmouths.
Kids: A CLUE! A CLUE!
Chicken: I DON'T NOT CARE, COMPRENDE?!
Kids: A CLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chicken: I won't never understand these kids' personalities. Hey, there's a
pawprint on this here outlet.
Steve: That's our second clue.
Chicken: Like I didn't not notice.
Steve: Our first clue is a blender and our second clue is an outlet.
Chicken: Whatever. Which one of you "women" is gonna find that third clue so
we can blow this joint?
Daffy: Bubbles, go find it.
Bubbles: Okay.
*passes a clue*
Kids: A CLUE!
Bubbles: A shoe? Where?
Kids: No, A CLUE!!
Bubbles: Blue? I wear it all the time. My eyes are blue, too.
Kids: NO, NO, A CLUE!!!
Bubbles: Glue? I use it at school.
Kids: THAT'S IT! WE ALL QUIT!!!!
Bubbles: Bye. Hi, Horsea. Why do you have a pawprint on you?
Horsea: Horrseaaa!
Steve: That seahorse is our third clue.
Bubbles: Its name is Horsea.
Steve: Excuse me, Horsea. First clue is a blender. Second clue is an outlet.
Third clue is Horsea. We have all three clues.
Daffy: Great, can we go now?
Steve: No, we need to figure this out with the help of our thinking chair.
*steve sits in thinking chair*
Homer: Hey, how come HE gets to sit in the chair?!
Steve: Because, it's MINE! Now, our first clue is a blender. Our second clue
is an outlet. Our third clue is Horsea. How can Blue make a cool episode with
all those worthless things?!
Eustace: I told ya she was a stupid dog! *pulls out mask* OOGA BOOGA BOOGA
BOOGA!!!
*mojo zaps eustace with laser*
Eustace: What did I do?!
*everyone else is thinking of clues*
Meowth: Maybe if we plug the blender...
Daffy: Into the outlet....
Chicken: Then turn it on.....
Bubbles: Then put Horsea in it.......
Steve: What?! Another clue?! There's only THREE clues!!! That grape is a
clue. Maybe we should....HEY!!!
*homer eats clue*
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, clue.
Daffy: AW, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!!!!
Chicken: IS ANYONE BECOMIN' SENSIBLE ABOUT THIS?!!
Meowth: BLUE WANTS US TO KILL HORSEA USING THE BLENDER!!!!!!!!!!
Bubbles: We just figured out Blue's Clues!
*they plug in blender, turn it on and drop horsea in it*
Horsea: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, blended horsea.
Steve(sings): Now it's time for so long, but we'll sing just one more
song.......
Everyone Else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone else runs out of steve's house*
Steve: Man, they all got problems!
To be continued............................................
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