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Category: Crossover

Author: Dougbug322

Title: Episode 21: Who's gonna be a millionaire?

Regis: Hello, welcome to Who wants to be a millionaire.
*millionaire music plays*
Pikachu: That music scares me.
Regis: Our first contestent is Daffy Duck.
*applaude from the audience*
Daffy: Thank you! Thank you!
Regis: Our second contestent is Homer J. Simpson.
Homer: WOO-HOO!
*no one applauds this time*
Homer: D'oh!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Regis: Our last contestent is Totodile.
Totodile: Thank you all very much!
*large applauding*
Meowth: What are the odds of Homer winning?
Charmander: Don't know, but it sure doesn't look like he's gonna win.
Meowth: Maybe, that explains why no one was applauding.
Regis: Put these pokemon in number order. 
A. Golduck
B. Pidgeotto
C. Victreebel
D. Ekans
*contestents write answers*
Regis: Time's up. Who got them right? All of them.
Chikorita: So, anyone could've gotten that right.
Bubbles: I want a rattata.
Regis: Homer got it done quicker.
Homer: WOO-HOO!
Audience: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....................................
Homer: You better clap for me or I'll throw this beer can at you.
Regis: Homer! Come on the hot seat.
Homer: It doesn't feel hot.
Regis: (sighs) Here's our first question.
Regis: So far you haven't used any of your lifelines yet. Here's our million 
dollar question. What character do Dougbug322 and Jesusfreak both use in 
their fanfiction stories, "PokeMadness" and "Pokemon: Weirdos Inc."?
A. Vegeta
B. The Raz
C. Darth Maul
D. Meowth
Homer: I'd like the audience to vote.
Regis: Okay, we can do that. Vote now. And the results are....

Vegeta: 0%
The Raz: 0%
Darth Maul: 0%
Meowth: 100%
Regis: Everybody says Meowth is the correct answer.
Homer: I'd like to do 50-50.
Regis: Okay, we can do that, too. The remaining answers are A. Vegeta and D. 
Homer: I'd like to call someone.
Regis: Okay, but that's your last lifeline.
*phone rings*
Voice: Hey, man.
Homer: Hello, this is Homer J. Simpson on Who wants to be a millionaire.
*music plays again*
Meowth: Who keeps doin' that?
Voice: The answer is Meowth! I read Pokemon: Weirdos Inc. AND PokeMadness, 
they both have Meowth in them. So, eat my shorts.
Homer: BART!
Regis: What's it gonna be? Vegeta or Meowth?
Homer: Uhhhhh, Meowth.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
Homer: Uh, NO! Vegeta!
Regis: Is THAT your final answer?
Homer: Ummmmmmmm, I DON'T KNOW!
Meowth: I can't take this no more!
Charmander: I got an idea!
*charmander imitates homer's voice*
Charmander(sounding like homer): My final answer is Meowth!
Regis: YES! It's Meowth!!!!!!!!!
Homer(thinking to himself): Hey, I was gonna forfeit!

Horsea: Horrsea!
*horsea falls off audience and falls in hot seat and homer sits on it*
Horsea: SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sat-on horsea.
Regis: Good night, people.
To be continued...........................