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Category: Crossover

Author: Dougbug322

Title: Episode 19: The Headless Horseman reigns Supreme.

Meowth: Headless Horseman?! HA! What a laugh! There ain't no such things as 
headless horsemen. Horsea sure is scared, but I ain't. I'm gonna go to the 
cemetery tonight and prove there aren't no HEADLESS HORSEMEN. Now, who's 
comin'?
Charmander: Uh,.............No can do.
Pikachu: No care do.
Totodile: No want do.
Homer: Where's the beer?
Daffy: The headless horseman drank it all.
Homer: D'oh!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Chikorita: What was I supposed to say?
Meowth: Three of you, C'mon. Homer, you're comin'. Horsea, you're comin'. 
Daffy, you're comin'. Let's GO!
*so, off they went*
Daffy: I can't stand this place.
Homer: Is there any beer around here?
Meowth: I heard that this so called "headless horseman" speaks in a different 
type of writing. We speak in Arial writing. The headless horseman speaks in 
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........................
..............................................................................
.....................?????
Voice: Bazooka!
Meowth: Uh, yeah. Bazooka. Huh?!?!?!!?
Headless Horseman: Give me your heads! Oh, wait. I only need one. So, 
uhhhh....One of you guys, give me your head! Kitty cat! Gimme your........
Meowth: No way, H.H.! I have a license NOT to be decapitated.
Daffy: Me either! I have a logo. My head is used for rifles!
Homer: Me too. I have other needs for my head.
H.H.: Uhhhhhhhhh,........Okay. I won't steal any of your 
heads........................EXCEPT YOURS!!!!!! 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*headless horseman cuts off horsea's head*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, headless horsea.
H.H.: Thank you, i got what i came for. Farewell! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
* off goes h.h. with horsea's head*
Meowth: Whoa. I guess there really IS a headless horseman.
Homer: AND a headless horsea! 
Daffy: Listen, Simpson. Any horseas can become headless.
To be continued.....................