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Title: Episode 11: Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

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Category: Crossover

Author: Dougbug322(the rarest of all pokemon)

Hey, guys. This is an episode based on my favorite Comedy Central show. 
And another thing, the web site where I sent my other stories STILL hasen't 
posted them. If they don't post them up by August, I'll have have to send 
those stories somewhere else. Okay, here's the story.

Meowth: Where are we?
Charmander: This place is full of people.
Pikachu: And LOTS of them.
Chikorita: Guys. That crowd is an audience.
Totodile: Let's go sit in those seats.
Announcer: Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!
The Madz: Saturday Night?!
Daffy: I thought it was Friday night.
Homer: Hey! Where's the beer?
Bubbles: Where's the teddy bears?!
Horsea: Horrrrrsea.
Meowth: Ugh! What're THEY doin' here?!
Charmander: They're ALWAYS around wherever we go.
Announcer: And now.......................Tom Hanks.
Everyone else: WHO?!
Guy next to them: Shut up!
Tom Hanks: Who just yelled shut up?!
Everyone: He did.
Tom Hanks: Security.
Security Man: Take care.
Guy next to the Madz: I'm not goin' anywhere.
Other security man: Yeah you are.
*security men throw guy out of studio*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Tom Hanks: Here's the show.
Meowth: Wait here, y'guys.
Everyone else: Wha?
Meowth: Okay, everybody. Now that we're doin' commercials, I thought I'd 
entertain yous guys. Will that Horsea in the front row come up here?
Horsea: Sea.
*so horsea did*(dosen't it scare you when meowth yells like that?)
Meowth: This Horsea or as some of you would call it, a seahorse will help me 
deminstrate a phyiscal reacation statement. See this feathery wing here? It's 
really soft and delicate. It has TWO wings, let's see what it looks like with 
just ONE.
*meowth plucks off one of horsea's wings*
Horsea: SEA!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Meowth: Now this Horsea has one wing. Any questions?
Daffy: Yeah. What does it look like with NO wings?
Meowth: Good question. Let's find out, shall we?
*meowth plucks off horsea's other wing*
Horsea: SEA! SEA!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Charmander: That's GOTTA hurt.
Chikorita: I have a question! What would Horsea look like without those 
spikes on its head?
Meowth: Well. let's see.
*meowth yanks off horsea's spikes*
Horsea: SEAA! SEAA!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Pikachu: I can't believe how much torture Horsea can take.
Totodile: Hey. What would it look like without the snorkel?
Everyone else: The SNORKEL?!
Meowth: Uh,....the snorkel? Only one way to find out.
*meowth pulls off horsea's snorkel*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha again!
Daffy: THAT'S a new one.
Meowth: Now, I will dip this Horsea into deep fried lemon juice. This stuff 
is REALLY hot.
*meowth dips horsea into deep fri.......whatever it's called.*
*homer runs on stage and once again, eats horsea*
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, deep fried Horsea.
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Bubbles: Its cute little wings are yummy.
Guy: Hey, Raz. How come you always laugh?
Charmander: For the last time, we don't call him "Raz"! We call him "The" Raz!
Guy: Uh, "The" Raz?! I don't get it.
Totodile: We don't either, but that's the way it should be.
To be continued........
Coming soon, Episode 12: Charmander turns up the heat.(this episode is HOT, 
HOT, HOT, baby!)
After that, Another Movie Special called Attack of the Naughty Freak Squad.