Author: Dougbug322
Category: Crossover
Email address: dougbug322@cs.com
Title: Epsiode 34: You Got Mail! (FANmail, that is. ^_^)
NOTE: The fanmail we recieve are not from any of you. These are from people
that don't actually exist.
Homer: Where's the beer?
Daffy: Meowth, could you read the fanmail?
Meowth: Yeah. Here's one. It says,
Dear PokeMadness,
Your show is totally awesome. But, what's with The Raz?! He's weird and he
FREAKS me out. By the way, I sprung my ankle in the Andes Mountains the other
day.
Meowth: Hmm, here's The Raz to show sympathy for your broken ankle.
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Meowth: THAT'S NOT SYMPATHY!!!!
*meowth bonks the raz*
Pikachu: Ha, ha, ha!
Totodile: Spirit of The Raz?
Sora: Here's a letter. It says,
Dear PokeMadness,
Your series are funny. My favorite character is Mojo Jojo, because he is the
best, because he is funny, because he is better than the other characters on
the show, because he is smart, because he has the world's BIGGEST brain,
because he can take on all of the characters with ease, and he should sue
those business lawyers that run over him all of the time.
Daffy: Hmmmm, who wrote THAT one?
Vegeta: If I didn't know better, I'd say Mojo wrote that letter.
Bubbles: It's PowerPuff time!
Ryoko: Ooh, I gotta see this.
Piccolo: Kick his @#$%, Bubbles!
Mojo: CUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Pikachu: Hee hee. What a stupid monkey.
Totodile: How come he has that big brain?
Meowth: HA! It's probably hollow.
Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Jessie: Yes, there's something that they can't do. ANYTHING!!
James: Donuts! DONUTS! DOOOOONNNNUUUUUUUUUTTTSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: BOO-YAH!
Vegeta: I have a letter, it says.....
Dear PokeMadness,
My favorite episode is Homer meets Evil Homer. How come Evil Homer made only
one appearence?
Vegeta: Who's Evil Homer?
Meowth: I'll answer. Y'see, we were gonna put Evil Homer in another episode,
but when we saw him as a guest star on Sesame Street, we figured he'd wreak
havoc all over television shows and fanfics EVERYWHERE!!! Here's what
happened on Sesame Street.
*television turns on and music starts playing*
Elmo: This is a song, La la la la, Elmo's Song.
*evil homer grabs elmo*
Evil Homer: Why you little!
*evil homer bashes elmo*
Evil Homer: I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer, I am Evil
Homer!
*t.v. turns off*
Daffy: And THAT's why Evil Homer will NEVER appear in PokeMadness, again.
Evil Homer: That's what YOU think.
*evil homer turns horsea evil*
Evil Horsea: Horsea.
Homer: Ooh, you look sooooooo tasty. I'll just dump all of these spices on
you and....
Evil Horsea: SSSSEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
*homer eats evil horsea*
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, evil horsea.
Maul: I...............................................
*evil homer dropped maul through plot hole*
Maul: EVEN EVIL PEOPLE LIKE THIS BORING GAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG!!!!!!!!..........
Evil Homer: I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer, I am Evil
Homer!
Totodile: This is Evil Homer's LAST appearence.
Mojo: Hmmmmmmmmm, is there anymore fan mail?
Meowth: Yeah, but most of them don't concern YOU, Mojo. Okay, we have time
for one more letter.
Pikachu: I'll read it. it says........
Dear PokeMadness,
Your series is somewhat like Pokemon Weirdos. I have a question about
Mr.Cracker. What kind of cracker was he? Saltine? Ritz? Cheese Nip? Animal?
WHAT?!?!
Daffy: Hmmmmmm, I believe he was a Soda Cracker.
Yoda: A YODA Cracker?
Homer: Cracker? WHERE?!
*homer eats yoda*
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmm, what should I say?
Sora: Don't ask me!
Homer: Strong with the fanfic, you are. Mmmmmmmmm, type you must.
Meowth: OH NO!! He's gonna eat the keyboard!!
Piccolo: END THE STORY, QUICKLY!!!!!!
To be continu-
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