Category: Crossover
Email address: dougbug322@cs.com
Author: Dougbug322
Title: Episode 33: Why do weird things happen? (WAIT! Why am I asking YOU
guys?!)
Pikachu: I dunno. Why ARE you asking them?
Sora: I'm going to buy some Bug Spray.
Meowth: Not a good idea, Sora.
Homer: Where's the beer?
Daffy: Eh, idiot.
Vegeta: Don't you remember what happened LAST time?
*flashback*
Sora: I bought some bug spray for Horsea.
Totodile: Why would Horsea need bug spray?
Vegeta: Maybe Horsea attracts bugs.
Jessie: Why would Horsea attract bugs?
James: Why does Homer eat Horsea after it dies?
Meowth: 'Cause he's an idiot.
Pikachu: Who took my supply of ketchup?!
Piccolo: Why would you need that?
Maul: It's her only obsession.
Bubbles: I want ketchup for my weiner.
Mojo: Sora, I don't get why you would buy Horsea bug spray.
Sora: It's good for Horsea.
*sora sprays some on horsea*
Horsea: SEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Sora: Horsea looks sick.
Daffy: Lemme see that spray can. SORA, YOU THICK-HEADED MORON!!!!! THIS ISN'T
BUG SPRAY!!! THIS IS MEAT TENDERIZER!!!!!
Sora: Oops. ^_^
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, meat tenderized horsea.
*end flashback*
Meowth: Yup. That's the first time Sora's done somethin' stupid.
Mojo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sora's stupid!
Sora: WHY YOU!!!!
*sora hires business lawyers to run over mojo*
Mojo: CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie: Bad monkey, Mojo.
James: Mojo gonna get a spanking.
Mojo: Oh, shut up, you two.
Maul: I..............
*maul falls down through another plot hole*
Maul: I LIKED IT BETTER AS A SCHOOL
NURSE!!!..............................................
Vegeta: I got a job as a barber. Who wants to be my first customer?
Piccolo: I don't have hair.
Jessie: I'll get my haircut. Give me the special.
Vegeta: Special? Ah, here it is. Let's see. First I.......Oops. Oh well.
Next, I.........Oh no! Eh, who cares? Finally,
I....................................D'oh!
Homer: Hey! That's MY line!!!
Vegeta: Hmm, she won't know the difference. Will she?! All done. Here, take a
look.
Jessie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW, I LOOK
LIKE VEGETA!!!!!!!
Vegeta: That was the special. No, wait a minute. That was style No.1. The
special was the Brock haircut.
Jessie: YOU STUPID SAIYAN!!! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: Sorry, no refunds.
Jessie: D'OH!!!!!
Homer: QUIT STEALING MY LINE, YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: Now, we have TWO Vegetas.
Meowth: What's this?
Vegeta: That's our famous SUPERSOUR-cherry flavored sucking candy.
Meowth: How much is it?
Vegeta: Five bucks.
Meowth: I'LL BUY IT!!!!!
Pikachu: Hey! What's Homer doing in the candy jar?
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, supersour cherry flavored sucking candy.
Vegeta: That's gonna cost you.
Homer: D'oh!
*later*
Daffy: Just look at Meowth.
James: He really enjoys sucking on that candy.
Sora: He's obviously obsessed with it.
Meowth: Oh, I am NOT! Now, leave me alone. I'm too busy admiring the
satisfaction of this SUPERSOUR cherry flavored sucking candy.
Totodile: Yep. He's obsessed alright.
Piccolo: Hey! What's that up ahead?
Pikachu: It looks like a tidal wave.
Meowth: A tidal wave full of Beanie Babies.
James: BEANIE BABIES?!?!?!?
Bubbles: I LOVE beanie babies. They're so CUTE and CUDDLY and........
Vegeta: IT'S COMING RIGHT TOWARD US!!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone is washed away by the beanie baby tidal wave*
Daffy: Where are we now?
Homer: It looks like a factory. It might be a BEER and DONUT factory!!!
James: Donuts are okay, but BEER?!?!
Jessie: I don't know what kind of person Homer is.
Daffy: He's a demented yellow guy from Springfield.
Meowth: I think it's a berry factory.
Vegeta: Berry factory?
Mojo: The berries are brought here and freshened and packaged and sold to
grocery stores everywhere.
Meowth: Ooooookay.
Bubbles: He didn't talk that much.
Piccolo: At least he didn't say more.
Mojo: Did I mention they also...........
*piccolo hires business lawyers to run over mojo*
Mojo: CUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSEEEEEESSS!!!!!!!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
*machine grabs the raz and put him in berry maker*
The Raz: WAH!!!!
Sora: Look what the machine did to The Raz.
Meowth: I think you mean, "The RazBERRY".
Homer: Ooh. You look tasty.
The Raz: Hey! Don't eat me, you big dumb jerk!
*homer eats the raz*
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmm, The RazBerry.
Horsea: Horsea.
Piccolo: Well, it looks like Homer ate someone else besides Horsea for a
change.
Totodile: I guess so.
Daffy: Sora, what're you doing with my sunlamp?
Sora: I'm going to give Horsea a tan.
Daffy: Don't do that, Sroa. Didn't you read the hazard lable?! It says, "Not
for use of Horseas".
*too late; sora uses it on horsea and horsea melts from the light*
Horsea: SSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
The Raz(inside Homer's stomache): Ha, ha, ha!
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, melted horsea.
The Raz: Hey, don't put that horsea in here!!!!!
*too late*
Vegeta: Gleep.
Pikachu: Well, it looks like.....
*a beam hit mojo and bubbles*
Meowth: Hey, Bubbles. Are you okay?
Bubbles(sounding like mojo): WHO ARE YOU CALLING BUBBLES?!?!?!?!
Mojo(sounding like bubbles): EEP! I'M HAIRY!!!!!!!!
Bubbles(sounding like mojo): I will go to make everyone think Bubbles is
doing evil by doing evil that way everyone will think Bubbles is evil and.....
*a beam hits mojo and bubbles again*
Bubbles: I'm not hairy anymore.
Mojo: Aw, I wanted to ruin Bubbles' reputation and her life.
Meowth: Tough luck, Mojo Jojo.
Ryoko: Ugh! The author cut me out me this story.
Mojo: HA!
*ryoko hires business lawyers to run over mojo*
Mojo: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRSSSSSSEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Piccolo: Y'know, Sora. I guess you and I aren't the only ones who can't stand
Mojo Jojo.
Sora: Yep. You're right.
To be continued............................................
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