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Category: Crossover

Author: Dougbug322

Title: Episode 31: April Fools, you Big Dumb Jerk!

Meowth: Now that the weirdos have immigrated to PokeMadness, we have a big 
cast. Now, let's get on with it.

Ash: Ah, morning. Now to start training. Bulbasaur, GO!
*a magikarp comes out*
Ash: Huh? Where's my Bulbasaur?
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha! April Fools, you big dumb JERK!
Ash: Aw.
Misty: Morning, Ash.
Pikachu: I didn't know you had a Magikarp.
Ash: The Raz did it.
Meowth: He switched my charm polish with blue fingerpaint!
Pikachu: He put Tobassco Sauce in my ketchup.
Misty: He sneaked a bug in my underwear drawer.
Homer: Where's the beer?
The Raz: I bought the last can for you.
Homer: Ooh, thanks.
*when homer opened the can, it exploded*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha! April fools, you big dumb jerk!
Homer: D'oh!
Vegeta: Gleep!
Bubbles: The Raz said he had a bunny for me. It turned out to be a rapid 
Daffy: He told me it was rabbit season. It was really duck season.
Piccolo: He switched my clothes with Jessie's.
James: I wet my PANTS!
Jessie: No, you didn't. The Raz poured water on your pants to make it look 
like you wet your pants. And he cut off my HAIR! Now, I look like a drag 
Maul: I thought you always looked like a drag queen.
Jessie: YOU!!!
*jessie whacks maul with mallet*
Maul: He swiped my light-saber and replaced it with an Arbok.
Vegeta: He put Koffings in my closet. MAN, THEY STANK!!!!
Totodile: He made me chomp on a NINE-IRON golf club!
Mojo: He hasn't done anything to me, yet.
Ryoko: AAHHH!!! The Raz put Chocolate Syrup in my shoes!!!!
Mojo: Actually, I did that. APRIL FOOLS!!
The Raz: Hey, Mojo. That prank was great. I wish that was me who did that.
Meowth: I don't.
The Raz: Here, have a banana.
Mojo: Ooh, thank you. 
*it was really a banana peel packed with a triggered boxing glove full of 
Mojo: OW! 
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha! April fools, you big dumb jerk!
Sora: He put an egg in my helmet. Now, I have yolk in my hair.
Meowth: Heh heh heh heh.....
Maul: I........................................
*maul falls down through plot hole.*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha! April fools, you big dumb jerk!
Meowth: Folks. I need a few people with me RIGHT AWAY!
*meowth, ash, misty, sora, pikachu, vegeta, homer, mojo, and totodile 
Meowth: We need to think of some ways to get back at The Raz.
Sora: We need to come up with the perfect scam.
Pikachu: A scam that'll teach The Raz a lesson.
Vegeta: A lesson that'll haunt him.
Misty: Anyone have any ideas?
Ash: I have one. Why don't we shout April Fools in his ear.
Misty: Any SMARTER ideas?
Totodile: We could try to counter The Raz with the same jokes he did.
Misty: That IS a good plan, but The Raz might avoid all the jokes if he's 
done them already.
Mojo: I know! I will place a plan of scams somewhere and when The Raz finds 
it, I'll blast him with my super-HI-TECH laser and then, I will destroy the 
Powerpuff Girls, and then, I WILL RULE THIS FANFIC! 
*a bunch of business lawyers run over mojo*
Meowth: Anyone who abjects to Mojo's plan, say "I".
Everyone Else: I!
Mojo: CUR...........
Vegeta: How did we get mixed up in this fanfic?
Sora: I don't know, but I think Mr. Noseless PussyCat is to blame.
Meowth: Hey, why the @#$% are you pinning this on me?
*soon, everyone starts arguing*
Ash: Now, people.
Pikachu: I'M NOT A HUMAN!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: Who? What? Where? When? How? Ziffy?
*meowth whispers plan to everyone*
Sora: Hmmmmm, sounds great.
Ash: And it's....
Vegeta: Crazy enough....
Pikachu: To work!
Totodile: I'm suprised I didn't think of that before.
Homer: Huh?
Misty: It sounds lame.
Meowth: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
Misty: Nuthin'. (._.)
*they all start their plan*
The Raz: Ah, I love April Fools. I'm the master! Hey, where'd everybody go? I 
want to test out my latest scam yet. HEY, GUYS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU? I'VE 
GIVEN UP PLAYING TRICKS!!! Hey, it's Horsea. Hey, you little shrimp. 
*in comes elephants the clown*
Elephants the Clown: I'm Elephants the Clown!
Elephants the Clown: This is my sausage. FISH! FISH! FISH!
*while saying "fish, he hits the raz several times with sausage*
The Raz: HEY!!! STOP THAT!!!!!
Elephants the Clown: And now, for the GRAND FINALE!
*e.t.c. spreads honey on the raz*
The Raz: I hate honey! Hey, what's with the pokeball?
Elephant the Clown: I choose you, GRIZZLY BEAR!!
The Raz: GRIZZLY BEAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*grizzly bear attacks the raz and splashed honey on horsea*
Horsea: SEA! (coughs, gags, and suffocates)
Misty: HORSEA! NO!
Daffy: There's no way Horsea can breath honey.
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, honey flavored horsea.
Elephants the Clown: Thank you! GOODNIGHT!!!
The Raz: Ohhhhhhhhhhh..................
Everyone Else: Ha, ha, ha! April Fools, you BIG DUMB JERK!!
The Raz: Boo, hoo, hoo!
To be continued...............