Hi! This is your weird and wonderful webmaster! This is a fic I wrote 'cuz I was bored and needed to let off some weirdness. Which would also explain why this fic is so strange. Well, anyways enjoy!
Disclaimer: Piranhas in the typewriter?!? What have YOU been drinking??!
Episode 1: Ash Gets Hit in the Head with a Broom
Ash: Today I start my trainers journey!
*ash gets hit in the head with a broom*
Ash: Where did that come from?
Brock: It happens when people are being morons.
Misty: That explains everything...
Gary: When do I come in??
Ash: What are you doing here?!?
Gary: Distracting the audience from your ugly face!
Ash: AUGH! Pikachu I choose you!
Pikachu: Did you mention this was a script crossover thing?
Barney: Hee-huk! Cheerios!
Misty: RUN! IT'S A DEADLY BIG-NOSED CHEERIO-SUCKING BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!!!
Brock: I love Barney!
Misty: Don't we all.....
Pikachu: Well, now that Ash has been hit with a broom, I guess you'll hafta wait 'till tomorrow for the next episode!
Vegeta: Anyone home???
Ash: This fic sucks. I'm outta here!
Brock: Tell us a joke, Barney!
Ash: No Brock!! Bulbasaur, Charizard, Squirtle, Pigeot, Pikachu, and, uh, any other pokemon that I have, ATTACK!!
Brock: You cannot defeat me!!!
*brock rips off outer clothing and takes off mask*
Brock: I am..
Ash: Cool! It's Darth Maul!
Maul: You brat! You ruined my dramatic entrance! You will pay!
Ash: Ohhhh...... Okay.
*a broom falls on maul's head*
Ash: Why didn't you tell us before who you were, Brock?
Maul: Grrr... Eat light-saber, brats!!!
Ash: Love to!
*ash and misty pull out life savers and start pigging out*
Pikachu: He said "light-saber", not "life-saver".
Ash: Ohhhh... Is his light-saber cherry flavored or butterscotch?
Misty: Only one way to find out!
*they split mauls light-saber in half and start munching on it*
Ash: Definitly cherry.
Vegeta: Er... Whatever guys....
Mewtwo: I will rule the world!
Pikachu: Wanna play pokemon gameboy with me Vegeta?
*start playing pokemon with game-link*
Misty: What's his problem?
Ash: Uh... South-of-the-Border Mexican Nachotitis. Very contagious.
Maul: That light-saber cost me 32, 000 bucks, you brats!!!
Ash: No wonder it tasted so good!
Pikachu: Use.... Hyper beam!!!!
Ash: She was referring to...
*too late; misty uses hyper beam on darth maul*
Maul: NOOOOOOO!!!! PAY RAISE! PAY RAISE!!!!! AAAAAAAAUGH!!!!
Misty: NOW what?!?
Vegeta: I've had enough of this.
Pikachu: Hmmmm... I know! I'll change all the exclamation marks into little japanese funny faces!!
Vegeta: Brilliant plan!
Misty: Aaaaah^_^ ^_^ ^_^ That little rat of yours turned our exclamation marks into faces^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
Vegeta: Uh, we'll just move on to the next episode, shall we?
Pikachu: I couldn't agree more...
Mewtwo: I will control the world^_^_^_^_^_^_^
Barney: Awwww... Aren't the little faces cyuuuuuute......
To Be Continued........
Pikachu: I sincerly hope not.
Gary: I haven't even gotten to the good part yet^_^_^
Vegeta: Pizza, anyone??