Category: Crossover
Email address: dougbug322@cs.com
Title: Episode 7: Life with The Raz
From: Dougbug322
Charmander: Hello again, people. We hope you enjoyed the movie special. Now,
this episode is a dedication to our good friend, The Raz. We will show you
some unseen footage(oh yeah, that's right! you CAN'T see them. silly us.^_^)
Well anyways, we have about 8 footages. Enjoy.
Footage#1: The Raz at the beach.
Muscular Man: Yo, babe. Whaddaya say we catch somes waves?
Pretty Woman: Back off, you jerk!!!
Muscular Man: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Footage#2: The Raz in Hollywood
Host: And here he is, one of the greatest celebrities of them all, Hugh
Grant!!!
Hugh Grant: Hello, Thank You, I love you all........Oh no, my feet are stuck
in wet cement!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Footage#3: The Raz at the circus
Ringmaster: Here is the magician!
Magician: I will now pull a rabbit out of.....Yike! The pigeons are coming
out of my PANTS!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Footage#4: The Raz at the zoo
Tour guide: And this is a chimpanzee.........Hey, you chimp! Stop gnawing on
my boxer shorts!!!
Chimp: Ooh, ooh, AH!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Footage#5: The Raz at the museum
Tour lady: This is the fossil of the largest dinosaur.
Man: Hey, look out! The fossil's tremblin'!!
Tour lady: AHHHHHHHHHH! The fossil fell on me!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Footage#6: The Raz at a school play
Kid: I.......I uhhhh........
Teacher: Just say your lines.
Kid: Uhhhhhh........MOMMY, WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Footage#7: The Raz on the moon
Astronaut 1: Okay, Buzz. Give me some air.
Astronaut 2: Okay, Ned. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Astronaut 1: BUZZ!!!!! You farted in my suit! Man, it stinks in here!!!!!!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Footage#8: The Raz at a school dance
Teen Boy: Hey, Marcia. Wanna dance?
Teen Girl: No way, not a chance!
Teen Boy: AH! Stop pouring punch down my pants!
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Meowth: What you just read was the greatest moments in The Raz's life.
Pikachu: I believe those people will want to sue The Raz.
Totodile: The Raz sure is popular.
Daffy: Everybody likes The Raz.
Homer: The Raz thinks everything is funny.
Horsea: HorSEA!
Charmander: Whaddaya mean you don't like The Raz?!
Homer: Why, you LITTLE!!
*homer ties horsea to a rocket then the rocket launches, and it explodes
with horsea tied on it*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Daffy: That's The Raz for ya.
To be continued...........
Up coming stories....
Episode 8: Meowth gets jealous( the pikachu from pokemon weirdos inc. starts
dating our pikachu and meowth is constantlly jealous.)
Episode 9: This is the bomb! (Chikorita and Bubbles join and throughout the
story is bombs, bombs, and MORE BOMBS!)
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