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Title: Episode 35: The Evil Spirit Part1
NOTE: JesusFreak and I had an idea an evil spirit entering people's fanfics.
After you read Part1 of this, don't expect Part2 from me. JesusFreak will be
working on Part2.
Piccolo: SNACK HOUR!!!
Homer: Where's the beer?
Pikachu: CHEESE STICKS FOR SNACK!!!
Meowth: Okay, guys. Let's dig in!!
*everyone eats the cheese sticks*
Jessie: That was good.
James: Look. There's one cheese stick left.
Daffy: YUK! It looks rotten.
Sora: Let's give it to Homer. He'll eat anything.
Vegeta: Oh, Homer.
Totodile: Want the last cheese stick?
Bubbles: We saved it especcialy for YOU.
Ryoko: It's the last one.
Mojo: You better come get it before the boogie man eats it.
Homer: No boogie man's gonna eat the last cheese stick while I'M around.
*the cheese stick starts to glow and breaks apart*
Pikachu: WHOA! Look at that.
Daffy: It's an evil spirit.
Mojo: How did it...............Wait a minute. RYOKO DID IT!! She is the only
person in this fanfic that can call up any evil spirits from any dimension or
any place in the entire universe!!
Ryoko: Reality check, MonkeyBoy!
Evil Spirit: It wasn't Ryoko who summonded me.
Ryoko: See, Mojo? I told you. NYAH!
Mojo: Shut up, freak woman!!!
*mojo socks ryoko*
Evil Spirit: I've been living in that cheese stick for a couple years ago. I
don't know how I ended up in there, though. Oh well, who cares? It's time for
me to do what all evil spirits do best!
Pikachu: Which is?
Evil Spirit: Do evil things. What else?
*evil spirit runs off into trailers*
Sora: What was that thing?
Vegeta: How did it end up in this fanfic?
??????: Perhaps, I can explain.
Meowth: Huh? Who said that?
Piccolo: That's what I wanna know.
Daffy: It sounds like a woman.
Bubbles: It IS a woman.
*all of the sudden, desks and study books appeared in front of everyone*
??????: Hello, class.
Ryoko: HEY, IT'S WASHU!!
Meowth: Heh. I guess Washu must've read JesusFreak's second movie special.
Pikachu: I guess so.
Vegeta: DON'T TELL ME WE'RE BACK AT THE "S" WORD OF EVIL, AGAIN!!!!!
Washu: Shut up, SpikyHead!
Washu: Now, the evil spirit you have encountered is one of the two authors'
latest plans to torment you all. Including Meowth, Pikachu, Vegeta, Sora,
Darth Maul, Jessie, James, and some other of you characters I don't feel like
Bubbles: I need to potty.
Washu: Go ahead.
Ryoko: Me too.
Washu: Too bad, Miss. I'M GONNA MAKE YOU HOLD IT IN FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
That goes for the rest of you.
Mojo: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! That's not fair! How come Bubbles is the only one who
gets to potty while the rest of us sit here and explode?! This is a serious
violation to cartoon characters! I want my lawyers and I want them NOW! I
swear I'm gonna....
Meowth: Hey, Wash. What's this thingamajiggywithit?
Washu: That's a remote control that drops weightful items on people who
answer questions incorrectly.
Meowth: Can I see this for a minute?
Washu: Okay, but not too long.
Meowth: Don't worry. This'll only take a few seconds.
*meowth pushes button and a jumbo hippo fell on mojo*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Meowth: Think that's funny, eh?
*meowth pushes button and safe falls on the raz*
Washu: Thank you, Meowth for deminstrating my disipline remote. Now, here's
the ultimate question. How do you suppose you could get rid of the evil
Ryoko: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, by.................getting rid of them?
*bear statue falls on ryoko*
Washu: WRONG!!!!!! Darth Maul?
*maul falls down through plot hole*
Washu: WRONG!!!!!! Anyone WITH a brain?
Everyone Else: By shooing it to someone else's fanfic?
Washu: Correct. Class dismissed.
Sora: That was weird.
Pikachu: Let's get rid of the evil spirit OINCE AND FOR ALL!
Vegeta: Nobody haunts the people in PokeMadness.
Meowth: Let's kick some @##$!!!!
Everyone Else: RIGHT!
Evil Spirit: Hang on, you dingdongs. You didn't get to see my REAL power,
yet. Time to watch Pokemon.
Daffy: Wow. I never seen this episode before.
E.S.: It's an episode NEVER shown on America called ELECTRIC PORYGON SOLDIER!
Meowth: Uhhh, Electric Porygon Soldier?
Pikachu: Isn't that the episode that gave many people seizures?
Piccolo: Not good. Not good at all.
*red and blue flashes from tv and everyone starts to get seizures*
TV: We'll be right back after these messages.
ES: Meet the astounding Magician Frog.
MF: Thank you. I will perform a magic trick with Horsea. I wiil use the magic
words. Ahem! RIBBITY RIBBITY RIBBITY CROAK!!!!
*horsea was twisted up*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmmm, twisted horsea.
ES: So long, suckers! I'm off to invade Pokemon: Weirdos Inc. BWA HA HA HA
*evil spirit takes off to pokemon weirdos inc*
Meowth: Oh well. At least we got rid of him. Anyone up for a game of Monopoly?
Author: And just where do you think YOU'RE going, BUCKO?
Meowth: Well, I.......uh................???
Author: You're not playing Monopoly until you go back to PWI and get rid of
that evil spirit.
Meowth: Too bad, Slick. Ain't gonna happen.
Author: Oh no? Well, the other PWI characters are going with you.
Pikachu: We have to go, too?
Sora: This stinks.
Jessie: I can't go back THERE!!
James: The other author will torment US, too.
Author: And just for the comedy of it, Homer's going with you guys.
PWI guys: WHAT?!?!?!!
PM guys: Whew.
Daffy: At last. Here, guys. I'm giving you my best regards with my vacuum
Pikachu: Thanks, Daffy. But, why would we need a vacuum cleaner?
Vegeta: Maybe we could use it to clean out Gary's mind.
Sora: Well, I'm bringing along a tape that has Mojo Jojo's insane babblling
on it. This is to see if Gary can handle listening to Mojo.
Jessie: Well since Gary has a low I.Q., he might not know what Mojo's talking
Author: Okay, GET LOST, YOU LOSERS!!!!!
Meowth: I'm getting tired.
Pikachu: Me too. Hey, LOOK!
Pikachu: It's a gundam.
Homer: Is there any beer in it?
James: Is there any donuts in there?
Homer: Oh, I forgot to mention donuts.
*10 seconds later*
Meowth: ANYONE WHO VOTES ON STEALING THE GUNDAM SO WE CAN GET TO PWI FASTER,
*they all get in and start the thing*
Duo: This place is a total dump. HEY!! That's MY gundam!!!!
Sora: Tough luck!
*they leave with the gundam*
Duo: Oh well. I've got plenty of gundams.
Meowth: Ahhhh. With this baby, we'll be there in no time.
Pikachu: Let's all relax on the way.
Vegeta: Yes. Relaxation.....for now.
Homer: Hmmmmm, the "drop the passengers from the gundam" button. I wonder
what it does?
*homer pushes it and everyone falls out of gundam*
Pikachu: Homer, what button did you just push?
Homer: It said "drop the passengers from the gundam".
Meowth: HOMER, YOU BLOCKHEAD!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?!?!
Sora: I've never fallen from the sky before.
Jessie: This is a time to prepare for trouble!
James: From the way things look, we'd better make it double!
Vegeta: I think I see the PWI section from up here.
Jessie: Wait. I just called the PWI station the other day.
Pikachu: Oh yeah. They put quick drying cement on the floors.
Sora: It's probably dried up by now.
Vegeta: This won't end well.
Meowth: You can say that again.
Vegeta: This won't end well.
To be continued.................
Pikachu: Y'mean we gotta keep falling like this until the author writes Part2?
Author: I'M not writing Part2. JesusFreak is.
Sora: I'm writing out my will in case we black out.
*homer eats a birdy*
Homer: Mmmmmmmmmm, chicken.
Meowth: Man! Homer's even stupider in the sky than he is on the ground.