Episode 1: The Openink (Hey, you screwed up!)
Email address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Summary: When I read stories from Jesusfreak, I decided to help out on his
weirdness. This group is called the Madz and they don't know what's going on
Charmander: Are we ready, yet?
Meowth: No! Our author couldn't think of a good beginning.
Charmander: What kinda name is Dougbug322, anyway?!
Eminem: HI! My name is chka, chka Slim Shady!
Meowth: Then, how come it says 'Eminem' up there?
Slim Shady: There, happy?!
Pikachu: Quit clowning ya guys.
Mew: This really bites! I hate being in a fanfic.
Pikachu: Don't we all!
Tinky Winky: Hello!
Charmander: Who's that freak?!
Mew: I dunno, but I'm goona kill him!!!
Tinky Winky: Uh-oh!
*mew killed tinky winky*
The Raz: Ha, ha, ha!!!
Slim Shady: Who's that?
Meowth: Oh, yeah! I hired him.
Pikachu: He's a professienal laugher.
Charmander: We figured he'd make a good add to the group.
Mew: He's mad material.
Slim Shady: Bye!
Angelica: This is the sweet Angelica Pickles.
Meowth: Whadda YOU want?!
Angelica: I'm joining the group!
Mew: Forget THAT!
Pikachu: Not after all you did to those babies.
Charmander: Now get outta here!
Angelica: Make me!
Gengar: Hello, Angelica. My name is GENGAR!
*angelica runs away*
The Raz: Ha,ha,ha!
Meowth: And that's why we don't hire rugrats.
Author: You don't? Well in that case, I'll add another teletub....
Charmander: IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ADDING ANOTHER PRE-SCHOOL CHARACTER,
WE"LL KILL YA!
Pikachu: I'm with ya on that one.
Mew: So am I.
Gengar: ME TOO!!!
Author: Hello, Mister Rogers. Can you make to the next episode?
Meowth: Hey, guys! Let's kill the author, anyway!
Everyone else: OKAY!
* everyone chasing author*
Author: HEY! WHO'S WRITING THIS?!
Slim Shady: Heh, heh!
The Raz: Ha,ha,ha!
to be continued....
cast for the next episode: Charmander
Author (if he survives)
New recruits for the next episode: Donald Duck
The dancing ladies
Fat dude from
Austin Powers 2 (we call him F.B.)
Charmander: That's a lotta people!
Pikachu: It sure is!
Meowth: Author's fault.
Mew: Hey, we forgot to kill him.
Gengar: We'll wait for that.